Wasting my time

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept.   (via 1112pm)

Real talk here, I would definitely shit post more if I wasn’t acutely aware of the people in my life that follow me.

Data: May I ask a personal favour?
Worf: Yes.

I want a cat

pithyrhyme:

But wait. There’s more!

Organ theft

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Mind control

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Abduction

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Torture

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Complete and utter hopelessness and dismay

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Literally every time I see this I think of digimon

Fucking instalockers
Ancient LoL proverb (via a-minion-has-been-slain)